The Lair

Work. Stress. More work. More BS IMing when I could be wresting stuff out of people’s hands and coding it myself.

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Calm down, drac, old boy. It’s called delegation. We all need to do it, at one point or another.

Comic relief.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor has been found dead in a hotel room in Portugal. It was believed she was seen out last night being wined and dined by one of the stars of the French Football Team. This morning, a cleaning lady, who works at the hotel where the French players are staying, found her mutilated body and quickly alerted the local police.
A full investigation is still ongoing although the chief of police has already given a press conference. When asked what he thought of the situation, the police officer replied: “It’s murder on Zidane’s floor!”

One source from many. Yes, I like Sophie and her works of art (*cough*, sorta), so bite me.