Forge: You’ve drunk camel piss? Was this in Egypt? Do I remember this story from somewhere else? *snigger*

N: Dunno if it is. It might be, there were plenty of masochists in SL who drank it because they got buzzed faster than with the normal variety. I err. might have been one of them in my young and foolish undergrad days It just tasted vile without being super cooled to the point where no taste registered.

By the way, I have had lukewarm Bison. We went on this road trip and some genius forgot to charge up the icebox (not me!). We were near this lake in Kurunegala and had no choice but to glug down room temp Bison. We tried the old “dip-in-the-lake” method, but I remember that the water in the lake was probably about the same temperature. My taste buds still wake up screaming in the middle of the night after that trauma.

This conversation is leaving me with a distinct thirst, however.

Or else I blame the stoopid quiz. Stoopid quiz.

Drac: vilely, disgustingly old is what you should be picturing here.

dude, Lion stout is nasty stuff. but it grows on you.

Forge?! Heineken?! is this really coming from the BeerIsCamelPiss guy?

N is such an awesome pseudonym. it’s crazy how awesome it is.

Forge: Umm. Heineken? and yeah, I guess it depends on how old the old relatives really are.

N: (Wait. N? Not Co25 anymore?) I didn’t buy that thing about drinking at home either… Not sure if it’s about the money or about the “Oh, I can’t be arsed tanking up beforehand” angle.

Lion stout? Eeek?! Isn’t that just slightly better than a lukewarm mouthful of that bitter medicine they called Bison XXX?!

Bugger, I fall down on 15, 16, 18, 22 and 24…though I dont get why drinking at home is a sign of getting old…wouldbe it be more true to say the older you get the more money you have = more drinks out? Hmmm….makes me have doubts about the veracity of that test.

“Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you” is the creepiest thing EVAR. Old people should just shut the fuck up about that shit.