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ham and eggs

Mmmm… ham. Mmmmm. eggs. No, wait. That’s not what I wanted to say.

Someone wanted a breakfast of ham and eggs. Eggsciting! Cholesterol laden! But never mind. Some hypothetical being needed sustenance and the chicken and pig were talking about their contributions to this repast. [Yes, dear reader : this is an Aesop's Fable where animals like ... talk and stuff. Get over it. Reality sucks anyway]

Chicken : Obviously, I am the primary contributor here. I’ve given 3 of my best (nest) eggs to this breakfast. *cluck cluck* to you, you dirty sow.
Pig : *Oink* You may be involved, dear chicken; but I am committed.*

Amazing how many chickens make noise, regardless.

*No animals were harmed during the making of this blog post. But mmmmm… ham.

“ham and eggs” has 8 comments

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    savi3 wrote:

    bacon and eggs tastes lot better, don’t u think?

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    ddm wrote:

    que?

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    drac wrote:

    savi3: This is true.. Bacon is teh yummy, but ham?! I can’t decide! :)

    ddm: It was a metaphorical allusion to something else that was going on :) also, I felt hungry at the time

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    Chickenbutt wrote:

    sigh, this makes me a cannibal, but all this talk of ham and eggs reminds me of this omelette i had once. plain omelette topped with chicken ham and shavings of cheese and green chillies :( , sqauwk!!!

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    drac wrote:

    Heh. These days, I make omlettes with cheese slices folded into the middle. The killer ingredient is a dollop of brown sauce. Chopped tomatoes are optional, but an interesting addition.

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    venus wrote:

    dont eat ham..eggs are good..lotsa cheese and brocolli..yum

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    ddm wrote:

    yers..the thick plottens. best omlettes contain cheese, ham, mushrooms, some cheese sprinkled on top and a dash of cheese. (feel free to add some cheese).

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    savi3 wrote:

    gotta have some green chillies to make a real good omelette..lankan style..shout out to chickenbutt :)

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