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chicken fat and stuff that gives you coronaries

So I was watching Neneh and Andi last night (100 clove garlic chicken looked yum, by the way) and I heard a reference to “chicken fat pills” and their positive effect in uh… increasing the size of various parts of the butty. And I don’t mean chicken breast or the irrepressible chickenbutt either.

So, I set about uncovering the facts behind this chicken fat pill. Not err.. for myself, you understand. Manbewbs not being the most attractive of things and being positively hideous on someone of my skinny proportions. Purely out of scientific interests, yeah. And I discovered this link from well nigh 7 years ago.

Chicken fat pills. Ick. And you thought the cod liver oil capsule that your mother guilted you into taking (or was that just me? maybe) was bad.

And apropos of nothing, some Gootubey goodness.

And in other news, I have unearthed pictures of a Fools Gold Loaf. Damn, but that looks mighty foine. Deadly though. My arteries are constricting in sympathy even before the first bite is savoured… but still fine. And obviously enough, I look forward to making my own version - only with chillie paste and possibly sliced habanero peppers in place of the grape jelly.

And I couldn’t resist taking a dab at this.

“chicken fat and stuff that gives you coronaries” has 4 comments

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    Chickenbutt wrote:

    ‘Increasing the size of various parts of the butty..’ ahem *looks at Drac and grins evilly..

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    drac wrote:

    *innocence*

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    ddm wrote:

    cod liver oil. i had the stuff forced down my throat until
    one day i puked on pater’s suitcase. he gave up then.

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    nany wrote:

    were can you find chicken pills in the UK?

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