what are the odds?
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Virginia Tech student also escaped the Columbine shooting 8 years earlier. #
sex theme park. yes, it’s err.. real
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because groping plastic mannequins groped by millions of others before you sounds like exactly the thing you should be doing. yeah. #
The Fools Gold Loaf sammich
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one hollowed out loaf of warm bread, one jar of peanut butter, one jar of jelly (jam?) and one pound of bacon. Sounds yum. #