The Lair

It seems like a made-for-a-VC-presentation fairytale – an oppressed people rise up, converge online and overthrow the comedic villain that everyone loves to hate. It could even be the next “You Got Mail” (You Can Haz Tweets?). On the face of it, I should be all over this – power to the people, information should be free, and hey, it’s Iran. My (completely irrelevant and probably unedified) view from several thousand miles away is that there could be worse things that a change of regime. And that this view is probably diametrically opposed to my country’s foreign policy causes me much amusement.

But somewhere, Iran’s Twitter Revolution went a little bit awry.

By no means the first, but (as usual) one of the most succinct descriptions came from the Economist.

Meanwhile the much-ballyhooed Twitter swiftly degraded into pointlessness. By deluging threads like Iranelection with cries of support for the protesters, Americans and Britons rendered the site almost useless as a source of information—something that Iran’s government had tried and failed to do

A quick anecdote – count the number of Iranians on the #iranelection hashtag page. Come back when you reach 10. Take provisions, you may be gone a while.

But there was more to come. The next big thing was the Sea of Green where everyone was supposed to give their Twitter avatar a sickly (or hulk-like) cast of green. And here, Twitter to the rescue.

Slowly buy (sic) surely, green-shaded Twitter icons of bored American housewives will destroy the grand ayatollah’s will to go on

And there is even an unsurprising followup.

My little tweet about how sad it is that in 2009, activism = turning your Twitter icon green, got me in a little bit of hot water last night

Because I know exactly how many things have been solved by hand wringing, blog posts ad nauseum, tweets and even candlelight vigils and demonstrations at busy roundabouts. Answer: a bit less than the people doing them might think.

ETA: Saw this post a couple of days ago. I love the picture of the failwhale.
ETA-2: The latest thing appears to be changing the timezone/location of your Twitter profile to match Tehran. Because allegedly, security forces are using these pieces of information to crack down on Iranian sources. Clearly, this is far easier than Iranians (who may genuinely be at risk) changing their information to something like GMT/London in order to blend in. Anyway, I would be shocked if Twitter and Facebook were still accessible via normal means from within Iran.